reasons why i think i might want to have kids (a work in progress).

1. i get to name them.
girls: paprika, petunia, coriander
boys: mortimer, thor, staniel, bartholomew

2. otters can't learn biochemistry (apparently).

3. i want to use one of those leash devices (i'm a big fan of pretty much anything attached to a string).

4. i like the concept of owning human beings.